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Past Issues

  • Starting Summer No Matter What

    The holiday weekend that opens the summer season is the time to barbeque huge juicy burgers, make a gigantic macaroni salad, mix up some baked beans, and fix iced tea and brownies with ice cream for dessert.

  • Peaceful Spa Party

    This seemed like the perfect plan—who doesn’t love a party?

  • Extremes in Taste

    After much planning, I went on a special “sisters’ weekend” with my two sisters.

  • Stuck On a Word

    We all pick up words from friends or family, and employ them in our own conversations.

  • Stick to Paved Roads

    Having no directional skills can be very stressful when it comes to travel.

  • Treadmill Incentive

     To get the incentive I need to stay faithful to my treadmill, I have found several helpful tools.

  • Lunching in the A.M.

    I should have paid more attention in my home economics class.

  • Public Address Systems

    I’m afraid we have all heard things ring out from a clerk that have made us shudder.

  • Diaper Duty

    Several times I have offered to help a wonderful young family with their beautiful twin 11-month-old girls. After all, how hard could it be?

  • Pay Attention

    I can only laugh as I tell you about a problem I have. Without fail, I have found that when I am chatting with a friend, I do not pay attention to other things. I used to be such a great multitasker, but I'm afraid that skill is in jeopardy.

  • The Art of Undecorating

    Somehow, all those great Christmas decorating ideas seem to multiply every year.

  • Fleas or Finds?

    I have great fascination with visiting flea markets. I haven't found any fleas, though some items look like they could harbor a few.

  • Dear Journal

    You wouldn’t believe how many diaries and journals I’ve started over the decades.

  • Creative Domestications

    Humming to myself, I looked around my house trying to decide what I would do with my free evening.

  • Seeing Patterns

    I don't know if other people see patterns like I do. In fact, not only do I see patterns; I also create them.

  • Airport Ministry

    We recently hosted national leaders and their wives from an entire region of the world. I was "blessed" with the task of airport ministry. Let me explain what that ministry is all about. Long before my guests arrive, I attempt to pin down the date, time, airline and flight number fo

  • Purse Problems

    My purse is the holding place for tons of things. Well, that is what the weight feels like when the handle is cutting into my fingers or digging into my shoulder.

  • Pam’s School of Knowledge

    Last night was Open House for Pam’s School of Knowledge.

  • Planning to Plan

    Sometimes Kathy likes to plan her organization and I like to organize my planning. That is where I find myself today.

  • Using a Coupon

    Using coupons is an amazing challenge for me. Clipping the coupon and adding it to my collection is like retrieving a prize.

  • My Life Locked?

    When Paul Harvey tells us to be concerned, we should pay attention.

  • Sisters’ Weekend

    From time to time, we have opportunity to get together for a Sisters’ Weekend, which is always great fun.

  • Special Labels

    I have noticed recently that new sticky labels are appearing everywhere.

  • Ironing Out Life’s Wrinkles

    I’m a little weird because I really enjoy ironing.

  • Oops E-mail

    I just talked to a friend of mine who is learning the ropes for a new job.

  • Hairstyles of the Tried and Traveled

    Erma Bombeck once said, “When you start to look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.”

  • Quite an Event

    I love any reason, whether valid or lame, to celebrate.

  • I Need a Spring Break Break (2)

    At the end of our time in Alabama, I announced, “We leave at dawn!”

  • I Need a Spring Break Break (1)

    We were planning a family trip to the great state of Texas, but had a last-minute change, so we began planning a Girls Getaway.

  • A New Craft

    I have seen entire flea markets, church bazaars and rummage sales filled with macramé wonders, silverware wind chimes, and amazing plastic canvas creations.

  • That Funny Sound

    I have no idea how long my car had been making a terrible sound.

  • Installation Acrobat

    My poor sister agreed to meet me at a big box store after work. I had a great plan for reworking all of her kitchen storage areas.

  • Who Are You People and Why Am I at My Computer?

    Once again I’m playing host to a vicious lvirus that’s making my head pound and my nose feel as though it weighs 12 pounds.

  • Free Isn't Always Free

    I don't know if you are like this, but I love getting something for free.

  • Great Book Deals

    I do have a weakness in life: books.

  • New Bazaar Treasures

    Visiting local bazaars is one way my sisters and I celebrate the holidays.

  • Special Skills

    I think I better develop other special skills.

  • Dashing Through the Year…

    I looked at my watch. I looked up at the sky. Christmas? Already?

  • Falling for Lunch

    I was on the floor and didn’t even have one of those handy call buttons that they advertise on TV.

  • A Garage Sale Day

    It is still hard to believe, but my sisters and I finally had a big garage sale.

  • Preparing for a Garage Sale

    My sisters and I finally decided to sell a bunch of our old stuff and make a ton of money. Isn't that what usually precipitates the crazy idea of having a garage sale?

  • The Interesting Servers

    When Pam and I go out for lunch, it is common for us to draw the most interesting servers.

  • A Birthday to Remember

    This trip would add to Kathy's souvenir spoon collection like no other trip had.

  • Onomatopoeia Diagnoses

    The funny “thump, thump, thump” could be heard on an inconsistent, yet consistent enough basis to warrant attention.

  • Getting My Spot

    Something is amazingly refreshing about being outdoors and outsmarting a fish.

  • An Urgent Way to Care

    The name “urgent” should never be used to describe healthcare.

  • Exercising Can Be Hazardous

    In spite of a busy life, I try to be healthy. So I purchased a treadmill for my home.

  • Sum…Sum…Summertime!

    I don’t know who’s happier about school breaking for the summer—me or my two girls.

  • Fitting Room Trauma

    The weather was warm enough, long enough, that it was time to get out the summer clothes.

  • A Proper Burial

    Every woman has nightmares about the things she could discover in their refrigerator.

  • Photos with The Donald

    I recently had a photo shoot—which, by the way, is appropriately named, because I would rather be shot than go through another one.

  • Welcome to the State of Confusion

    We didn’t look like much going in to register at the hotel, but we sure had fun getting there.

  • Case Clothed

    I love to visit places—new places, exciting places, exotic places, historic places—sometimes even lame places if asked by my two teenage girls.

  • Muchas Sucret

    Maybe I don’t have a future with Wycliffe Translators after all.

  • The Shopping Cart

    I love shopping in stores that provide carts for shoppers.

  • Life with a New Puppy

    I know all new mothers will agree that life is much harder when we are sleep deprived. The same holds true when we get a new puppy.

  • The Battle of the Toothbrush

    I had to learn certain things that are critical when I changed from manual to electric dental care.

  • The Slowest Line

    I must say that I have a special gift for always choosing the "special" checkout line.

  • Just Missing One Thing

    Some of my days are full, and sometimes my entire evenings are planned as well.

  • Keeping the Holiday Spirit

    I really don't know how this happens. I start a little project and it somehow turns into at least a half a dozen others.

  • Holiday Multi-tasking

    I really don't know how this happens. I start a little project and it somehow turns into at least a half a dozen others.

  • Hidden Surprises

    When I cleaned out my home office recently I found numerous gifts I had hidden away for people.

  • Neighborhood Pressure

    I must confess that being a homeowner suddenly meant much more than a mortgage for me.

  • First Impressions

    Lying facedown in shag carpet was not the memorable first impression I wanted to make.

  • Ambushed

    The bushes in front of our home have taunted me since we moved in.

  • A Good Story

    I love telling a good story. I also enjoy hearing one.

  • Poor Vision Not Poor Taste

    Okay, I admit it—I just don’t see as well as I used to.

  • Stuck In the Trunk

    I don’t know how this happens, but Sunday mornings walking into church, I have a lot to carry.

  • Gadgets Out of Control

    The drawer where I place large utensils is a constant source of irritation.

  • Lunching in the A.M.

    I should have paid more attention in my home economics class.

  • Saved by the Hips

    This organizing business was proving to be more difficult than I thought.

  • A Purse Full of Purpose

    Everything I need to get through a day is in my purse.

  • Laundry and Other Archrivals

    Batman’s got the Joker. Superman’s got Lex Luthor. Pam’s got Laundry.

  • Calendar Girl

    Whoever invented the calendar did mankind a great favor.

The Authors

Pam Morton

Pam MortonPam Morton blends her experience as a composer's wife, mother of two fabulous girls, starving artist and "professional luncher" with her love for God to inspire women to use their creative giftings in meaningful ministry. With a Bible in one hand and a Diet Coke® in the other, Pam brings a fresh approach to Bible study and friendships.

Kathy Jingling

Kathy JinglingKathy Jingling makes friends around the world as a missionary to Latin America/Caribbean. Her busy life teaching, writing, being auntie and mothering a chubby, old Chihuahua adds spice to the whole Creative Friendzy concept. Kathy didn't have any trouble becoming involved in this ministry when Pam promised a steady supply of friendship, Mexican food and chocolate along the way.